amy goodman pleased with 2011 Bama debut

Stolenbikedynasty: Morning Amy, you look good today
Amy Goodman: Stop it! I've been reading your blog for years and frankly, I find it quite misogynistic.

AG: Especially in times like these where we have a female president (SB note: interview takes place in 2011) I can't believe people like you are still given a voice. Its no where near as good as Riverdale Palm Trees
SBD: I'm hurt
AG: Good
SBD: So what you doing tonight, hahaha just kidding. So Ms. Goodman how long have you been a Crimson Tide fan?
AG: I found sport and the nation's obsession with it, to be one of the main things wrong with America today, but I have a story of when.........
SBD: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry. Did you say something? Dozed off there. Its just that there's this radio show I listen to where this lady always starts off her tirades with "I have a story" and then she goes on and on, until....
(AG gives a dirty unimpressed look)
SBD: Oh I'm sorry. Hahahaha. That was joke. Its me being funny
AG: Okay I get the point. Just post this video of when USC played Alabama, which essentially led to the desegregation of the Crimson Tide program.
(after watching the video, AG and SBD both in tears and giving each other warm embraces)
SBD: Ya what's Brown vs. Board got on Cunningham running all over the Tide. (wipes away the tears) Anyways I understand that you had a problem over Coach Namath's recent decisions to start Josh Reese and Stephen Schilcher.

SBD: Whoa thats a harsh analogy. So youre saying the Big 10 is Iraq and the SEC is North Korea?
AG: You're twisting my words
SBD: Kim does have cool shades though
(AG rolls her eyes)
SBD: But youre fine with Reese now.
AG: He did run for 3 touchdowns in his Crimson Tide debut. I'm pretty sure his stay in Los Angeles helped him a lot. See we should look at Josh's case and apply that to the American penal system. Rehabilitation, not punishment, should be the main focus.
SBD: Exactly. And your problem with Schilcher?
AG: For the last five years Coach Namath has placed an emphasis on speed, and here we have a white wealthy individual with a 4.46 40 time with ties to an Austrian wine aristocracy, starting over an African American kid...
SBD: African? I thought he was from South Carolina, not Senegal.
(AG gives dirty look again)
AG: Let me finish, here we have a South Carolina kid descended from slaves.....
SBD: Pyramids or Cotton
(AG is about to leave)
SBD: Okay I'm kidding, don't go
(AG decides to stay)

SBD: That's what you were upset about? But Schilcher sure can hit. His bench numbers are higher and he has two years experience at the JUCO level.
AG: Yes I know.
SBD: So what are you really mad about?
AG: I'm just not a fan of Austrian wine. I'm more of a Napa valley girl.
SBD: Ahh we should do a road trip some time.
AG: Not a chance.
SBD: Fine, last question, last night you were spotted at a Tuscaloosa hotel with Joe Namath and...
(AG cuts off my sentence)
AG: No comment, Democracy Now!

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