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Thursday, November 02, 2006

annotated offensive depth chart

ya here it is, feel free to ask any questions, oh ya starting next post i will begin to over analyze every single blog entry from corey kennedy.

QB
Chad Arnold SR, 99 - Sheffield, AL (Team Captain)
Terrence Graves SO, 85 - San Antonio, TX (#2QB)
Travis Spicer JR, 94 - Troy, NJ (#1 JC as FR, only wht QB)
Greg Montgomery SO, 78 - Tuscaloosa, AL (wanted to be close to grandma)
Dwight Simpson FR, 72 - Vestavia Hills, AL (Hoover 'two a days' rival)



HB
Josh Reese SR, 99 - Reading, OH (NC with Ohio State as SO)
Steve Ferguson JR, 95 - Suncook, NH (Democrat, but fan fav)
Chase Hill SO, 82 - Scottsboro, AL (6'1 224)
William Fuller FR. 80 - Valley, AL (#12HB)
* special RS - Dominic Coles JR, 90 - Meraux, LA (Katrina Refugee, #1HB)

FB
Lance Scott SR 95 - Atlantic City, NJ (runs dorm bookmaking service, wht)
Donald Castorani SR 70 - Irmo, SC (JC QB, happy to get degree, wht)

WR
Brandon Luke JR, 95 - Ravenna, OH (2008 HS MVP, also SF on Bball team 6'7 202)
Joel Thompson SR, 94 - Altamonte Springs, FL (has almost every Bama recieving record)
Kenny Thornton JR, 90 - Kitcherner, ON (friends w/Bevin & Jeff)
Lawrence Curry JR, 80 - Jackson, AL (2 Star ATH!!!!)
David Wayne FR, 78 - Greenville, AL (#5WR)
Wes Holey FR, 78 - Fort Payne, AL (#4WR)

TE
Bryan Mitchell SR, 93 - Hamilton, AL (wht)
Eric Goolsby SO, 84 - Richland Hills, TX (Hs is in same DIV as Southlake Carroll)
Trevor Young FR, 80 - Los Angeles, CA (parents wanted him to get away from LA Scenesters, wht)



LT (This is an ongoing 3 way battle, meaning: they all suck)
Peter McCullough rFR, 82 - Sapulpa, OK (#1ATH, wht/half native)
Jordan Johnson SO, 86 - Lovington, NM (#6T, likes tacos)
Keith Davis SO, 84 - Cuyahoga Falls, OH - (#5T, Cuyahoga!!!)

LG
Aaron Beck JR, 86 - Enterprise, AL (3 star; #64G!, wht)
Kurt Jones rFR, 82 - Edmond, OK (#3G)
Corey Kennedy hsJR. 16 - Santa Monica, CA ('it')
Nick Buckles rFR, 78 - Hoover, AL (GF is a dimepiece)

C
Casey Maynard SR, 93 - Tuscaloosa, AL (fan fav, duh, wht)
John Ross SO, 87 - Pinson Clay, AL (#2C, wht)
Brendan Cochran rFR, 80 - Kitcherner, ON (friend of Jeff, not Bevin, wht, loves Rangers)



RG
Emanuel Henry JR, 90 - Glencoe, AL (3 star recruit, 3 year starter)
Riley Bain JR, 80 - Montevallo, AL (2 star; #117G, wht)
DeMario Hickman FR, 78 Tarrant, AL (#6G)

RT
Wayne Hunter SR, 88 (3 star, T#67!!!!)
Wallace Holmes rFR, 76 - Leeds, AL (#11T)

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

i love vpd

here i posted on a myspace bulletin but still good times

me: walking home LATE from work after being dropped off at Arbutus and Broadway

VPD: along with three other crusiers stop me within two mintues, saying i didn't listen to them (i was listening to my ipod, i did not hear police call at first) and saying i fit profile of someone breaking into cars. haha I even got to put my hands on the hood of the car just like on TV

after confusion is settled they leave me alone and do not apologize

two blocks later I get stopped again (more fun), different cops hahahaha good times. I explain what happend two seconds earlier and they think I'm being smart. Cop pulls out handcuffs, I am very nervous, but tired. Then they make a call and leave me alone

I finally get to walk home and thinking about long loss twin brother who my paretns never told me about who is apparently on the loose in kits

I love working overtime :)

happy halloween


Anyways no games tonight as i am tired, but last night I beat Utah 31-28 and Arkansas 27-20 putting me at 4-0 in the season with a tough game at Florida coming up

cheers

p.s Friday Night Lights the TV show is sweet and t he cheerleader chick is pretty money (hahaha thats so 90s swingers of me to say)

Monday, October 30, 2006

bama avoids upset, but loses egg

Sorry my photo is no where near the quality of coverage being proudced over at Riverdale Palmtrees, where CL's ENTIRE South vs. Southwest matchup is posted, but as Winston Churchill or Jesus once said, "A picture tells 93 words". In this year's version of NCAA Football on PS2, controlling the momentum meter is perhaps the most important thing on Heisman. Late in the 3rd quarter with Bama was up 17-14, but momentum clearly in favor of the home Arizona squad, SO CB David McCullar (New Jersey native) prevented a Wildcats TD with a key tackle at the 1 yard line. After being nearly unstoppable the entire game, Arizona was forced to kick a field goal, but more important was that this tackle put momentum in favor of the Tide.

With the spread on aggregate for the 1st annual South vs. Southwest challenge set at 16.5 in favor of Alabama, the Crimson Tide underestimated the Stolenbike version of the Wildcat squad as Arizona led 14-9 at the half. Things were not helped when 3rd string QB SO Terrence Graves of San Antonio, was put into the game after Travis Spicer was injured. Graves was nervous as his first two series's (i don't know how to pluralize 'series') ended in interceptions. However Namath must've slapped him in the head at halftime, as he not only rushed for an important TD, but ran in for the 2 point conversion as well to put the Tide ahead 17-14. Then the aforementioned tackle occured and the Tide was unstoppable from there. Along with his 130 yards of rushing, Josh Reese ran in for what would be the game winning TD in a 31-17 victory. The Riverdale Palm Trees match went 30-27 in favor of the Wildcats making Arizona win on aggregate after factoring in the 16.5 point spread. Congrats this year, but the egg will be mine next.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

amy goodman pleased with 2011 Bama debut

The 2011 season got off to a good start as #12 Alabama easily beat a decent UAB squad(who was predicted to win CUSA) by a score of 45-13. However the year did not begin without its fair share of controversies. Despite two oustanding seasons as the starter at RB, New Hampshire native Steve Ferguson lost his job to ex-buckeye Josh Reese. The troubled transfer was kicked out of Ohio St after he allegedly got into an argument with Greg Oden over who their favorite Bluejackets were. Another high profile issue was the decision to start JUCO athlete Stephen Schilcher over 5 star SS FR Chris Christian, who was the #1 SS out of high school. Not only is Schilcher the first Saxon in the Namath era to start in the Tide secondary, he also has ties with the Schilcher wine Dynasty (family, not football) in Austria. Amy Goodman (pictured above leaving a lecture to catch the UAB / Bama game) recently spoke out against the decisions on her radio showDemocracy Now, but later changed her mind. Stolenbike Dynasty caught up with her after the UAB game, over sunday brunch to find out why.

Stolenbikedynasty: Morning Amy, you look good today

Amy Goodman: Stop it! I've been reading your blog for years and frankly, I find it quite misogynistic.

SBD: Misogyny? Who me? So I taped a Bush Cheney sticker over my friend's mouth one time. I mean she kept on going on and on about suffrage. And after only one game of drinking Jenga too!

AG: Especially in times like these where we have a female president (SB note: interview takes place in 2011) I can't believe people like you are still given a voice. Its no where near as good as Riverdale Palm Trees

SBD: I'm hurt

AG: Good

SBD: So what you doing tonight, hahaha just kidding. So Ms. Goodman how long have you been a Crimson Tide fan?

AG: I found sport and the nation's obsession with it, to be one of the main things wrong with America today, but I have a story of when.........

SBD: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry. Did you say something? Dozed off there. Its just that there's this radio show I listen to where this lady always starts off her tirades with "I have a story" and then she goes on and on, until....

(AG gives a dirty unimpressed look)

SBD: Oh I'm sorry. Hahahaha. That was joke. Its me being funny

AG: Okay I get the point. Just post this video of when USC played Alabama, which essentially led to the desegregation of the Crimson Tide program.



(after watching the video, AG and SBD both in tears and giving each other warm embraces)

SBD: Ya what's Brown vs. Board got on Cunningham running all over the Tide. (wipes away the tears) Anyways I understand that you had a problem over Coach Namath's recent decisions to start Josh Reese and Stephen Schilcher.

AG: Well with the Reese situation I was only concerned with his social well being. Its like he left Iraq only to be put in North Korea.

SBD: Whoa thats a harsh analogy. So youre saying the Big 10 is Iraq and the SEC is North Korea?

AG: You're twisting my words

SBD: Kim does have cool shades though

(AG rolls her eyes)

SBD: But youre fine with Reese now.

AG: He did run for 3 touchdowns in his Crimson Tide debut. I'm pretty sure his stay in Los Angeles helped him a lot. See we should look at Josh's case and apply that to the American penal system. Rehabilitation, not punishment, should be the main focus.

SBD: Exactly. And your problem with Schilcher?

AG: For the last five years Coach Namath has placed an emphasis on speed, and here we have a white wealthy individual with a 4.46 40 time with ties to an Austrian wine aristocracy, starting over an African American kid...

SBD: African? I thought he was from South Carolina, not Senegal.

(AG gives dirty look again)

AG: Let me finish, here we have a South Carolina kid descended from slaves.....

SBD: Pyramids or Cotton

(AG is about to leave)

SBD: Okay I'm kidding, don't go

(AG decides to stay)

AG: Okay Chris Christian has a 4.31 40, why isn't he starting?

SBD: That's what you were upset about? But Schilcher sure can hit. His bench numbers are higher and he has two years experience at the JUCO level.

AG: Yes I know.

SBD: So what are you really mad about?

AG: I'm just not a fan of Austrian wine. I'm more of a Napa valley girl.

SBD: Ahh we should do a road trip some time.

AG: Not a chance.

SBD: Fine, last question, last night you were spotted at a Tuscaloosa hotel with Joe Namath and...

(AG cuts off my sentence)

AG: No comment, Democracy Now!


Anyways Josh Reese had one heck of debut rushing for 131 yard and 3 TDs. He also had 3 catches for 55 yards. Bad news as QB Chad Arnold sprained his elbow in an impressive 8-10 day with 219 yards and 2 TDs. He will be out for the 1st annual South vs. Southwest matchup in Tucson. JR Travis Spicer (saxon) will get his first start at QB. Amy Goodman's new book "Static" is in stores right now and she is currently doing a North American tour in support of several independent radio stations.